Tusker fivesomes

From: chris ward (chrisward@ed.ac.uk)
Date: Wed 23 Aug 2000 - 11:17:05 EEST


Hi All,

Keith writes:
>This is why they cut off peoples hands in their Painful Cut ritual . In order
>to us ethe fingers to help them count to five. This is also why they take
>payment in blood sacrifice; you don't count blood and all those coins are
>confusing. Such is the mathematical ineptitude of the Tusk Riders that the
>God Pig may have actually crushed three cities, and destroyed seven peoples.
>No wonder no one believes their Dragon King of elder days with his *twelve*
>tusk rider kings and 50,000 subjects.
>
>Keith N
>
>I claim my virtual tusk-burger!

This really is excellent. However, since I *know* you peaked no
tusk-burger for you matey.

The Baron:
>Sounds suspiciously like gully dwarves from Dragonlance....

Er, may well do but I confess I wouldn't be winning ant dwarf-burgers.

- - Chris.

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