Duck castrati...

From: Brent Krupp (fletcher@u.washington.edu)
Date: Wed 01 Jun 1994 - 20:57:06 EEST



Sandy says:

        Now, this makes ME think of something -- in one of my old campaigns, a human PC insulted a duck PC by calling him a "capon". 'Twas a nice double insult, as it not only belittled his manhood, but also subtly implied that he was tastier to eat than the norm. (Ducks HATE jokes about eating.)

        Now, I know that "capon" isn't strictly accurate for a duck, or is it? Is there a name for a castrated duck? Does anyone do this? If a castrated turkey is also called a capon (is it?), perhaps the duck should be too? Thoughts? Language scholars? Anyone?


Um, I hate to bring this up, being a big duck fan and all, but my limited memory of basic zoology includes the idea that birds (female AND male) have internal genitalia... so I would think castrating a duck would be a pretty darn hard thing to do. As if you'd want to. But this opens up a whole 'nother can of worms about ducks...

OTOH, since durulz are a human-(normal) duck hybrid of sorts, maybe the male duck genitalia is more, um, external...

So, Sandy, can you put that zoo degree to some use and save me here?

Brent Krupp (fletcher@u.washington.edu)



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