Vanna, give me a letter....

From: The Lotus Jukebox (SYS_RSH%PV0A@hobbes.cca.rockwell.com)
Date: Thu 02 Jun 1994 - 06:02:29 EEST



JohnPHughes>Bryan Maloney, who is Vanna White?

HAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAH! YES! I never thought I'd see the day when someone didn't know who Vanna is! Lovely! 'Course, we had to go to Australia to do it. ;)

She's an associate goddess of the famous Chaos god of unctuousness, Pat Sajak. Their worship services involve spinning a mysterious Wheel of Fortune (or possibly Torture) and trying to solve a word puzzle. Sadly, the worshippers all seem to be descended from brain-damaged broos and attempt to solve puzzles thus:

        ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS ____ Pat, is it "All's well that ends glue?"

        -or-

Worshipper:	I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pat Sajak:	Go ahead.
Worshipper:	Is there a J?
Pat Sajak:	<pause> J is not a vowel....
(this actually happened!!!!)

I believe that all right-thinking Yelm worshippers (who watch "Jeopardy!" and quibble over the rules) will soon rise up and destroy Pat's cult.

GROUP MARRIAGE Why would they be so heavily into birth control? I don't think they'd produce any more children in a group marriage than they would if they were married in individual pairs. Besides, I think that many trolls are in group marriages (with several sisters sharing a band of husbands), and they certainly wouldn't want to reduce the number of children.

Just curious.

--Scott



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