From: Peter Metcalfe, CAPE Canty (CHEN190@csc.canterbury.ac.nz)
Date: Fri 11 Nov 1994 - 05:27:37 EET
An Important Announcement on Chargg:
In an attempt by Joerg and me to ascertain what lies within the hidden borders of Chargg, we have uncovered a possibility so horrific that it Must Be True... Do not read any further if you value your sanity...
We believe that Chargg contains a horde of Daily scholars!
Imagine the consequences!
A wave of strange alien beings come out of Chargg. They are lead by the mysterious Greg who somehow can change natural laws and history by merely thinking about it. His demented followers agree that this is a virtue something which nobody sane can contemplate. Widely feared, is his chief lieutenant, Sandy, who has a horde of alien monstrosities following his every whim. These enormities are vunerable only to the Six Weapons of Doom (which is lost to Glorantha). The other beings are too horrible to contemplate.
Severe damage will be done to the Red Moon as people try to prove whether it can be seen all other the world or not. A massive famine will strike the west as somebody proves that you can't grow crops in Genertela without Bless Crops. The Hills of Gold will be the site of a massive Thermonuclear explosion as someone proves there was only One Sun at the Hills of Gold. The Vadeli nation becomes the strongest nation on earth after somebody mishears somebody else and proves the Veldang are the Blue Vadeli. Civil War breaks out among the Kitori Tribe about its origins as the humans turn into trolls and sacrifices the uz clans in Grim Rites to Black Arkat. A Wave of political violence sweeps Esrolia as the Queens debate on how a matriachy should be run. A mysterious plague of Hyena multilations sweep the land. The Pralori of Ralios mutate into horrible chaos things with huge anthers who crack awful puns and follow the lead of the sinster Baron von Moosehsunchen. Zzabur says 'Eat my Shorts' to the Ruling Talar as he realizes after listening to one of the Scholars that he is the Son of Malkion the Founder while the others only follow Malkion the Law Giver. The Divine Thought Police make their first Arrest and turn all the Thiests into Mindless Automatons fearful of Rebellion. The No Wind becomes a Great Clam which then splashes into the Sea creating the Flood. The Coastline of Pamaltela turns into a mirror image of Genertela while the Inland Doraddi are stricken by mysterious plagues that radiate from the swamps...
Hope this Helps :)
--Peter Metcalfe
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